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last train to albuquerque

“Honey,” a wife could say, “I’ve got a big project going on down at the firm Why don’t you have our next baby?” “But, sweetheart,” the husband might reply, “I’ve got the member-guest golf tournament coming up at the club. If I were pregnant the extra weight would really louse up my swing.”

“Darling, I had our last baby. It’s your turn. It’s only fair.”

  • Lewis Grizzard, September 1992 [The Last Bus to Albuquerque]

 

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